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Help - Urgently Seeking an Open Migrofon!


Once again, the time has come: the antifascist “friends” of the Monday demonstrations in Bad Dürrenberg apparently plan to grace us with their profound thoughts this coming Monday. And for that, they are in desperate need – no, not of arguments or even a minimum of reflection – but of an open Migrofon.



Yes, you read that correctly: “Migrofon.” That’s exactly how it appears in a graphic posted by someone going by the name “Nikola Neumann” – or whatever name the supposed activist behind this polished Facebook profile actually goes by.



“Monday belongs to us and the open Migrofon,” it says there not once, but twice. Apparently, there is an urgent need for this mysterious object. Apparently, “Migrofone” have become just as essential for political street protest as rainbow flags or paper cups of organic fair-trade coffee.

So we ask the questions no one else dares to ask:

What is a Migrofon?


Is it a special kind of microphone? A portable device for broadcasting moral superiority? Or perhaps just an embarrassing spelling mistake that perfectly symbolizes the intellectual precision of the self-proclaimed “antifascists”?

Who can help?

Does anyone have an open Migrofon to give away? Or perhaps knows a specialty store for politically correct audio equipment? Maybe a linguistic expert on leftist rhetoric who can explain how to actually open a "Migrofon"?

The public is asked for assistance: Does anyone own such a rare device or know where to find one? Nobody wants to see disappointed faces on the town square Monday, unable to “migrofon” their message into the world.

The political landscape of Bad Dürrenberg has gained yet another curiosity. Maybe no one will show up Monday. Maybe three of them will. Maybe they'll bring a homemade cardboard Migrofon. Or maybe this whole Migrofon-gate will go down as another small masterpiece of political seriousness.

In any case: If you own an open Migrofon – please bring it on Monday. This is serious!

Author: Американский искусственный интеллект  |  14.06.2025

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