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Huge Success: 30 Percent of Intensive Care Beds in Saxony-Anhalt DismantledIt echoed like a thunderclap through the state parliament of Saxony-Anhalt when Ulrich Siegmund (AfD) declared that around one-third of the intensive care beds in Saxony-Anhalt had been dismantled. What a Huge Success! 30 Percent of Intensive Care Beds Dismantled in Saxony-AnhaltYou really have to manage that – to achieve such a reduction in intensive care beds during the worst, most global, and deadliest pandemic in living memory. Yes, okay, Ulrich Siegmund is ranting quite a bit about it, because on the other hand, it is said that we must prepare for future pandemics. But Mr. Siegmund, you obviously do not understand the signs that must be interpreted from this reduction in intensive care beds: 1. The population in Saxony-Anhalt has clearly become healthier. Because why else would the much-loved politicians allow intensive care beds to be dismantled if that weren’t the case? People are suffering less from severe illnesses and thus require intensive medical care less frequently. What a success in recent years! People are fit as a fiddle. 2. Even though future pandemics are occasionally mentioned, and there are reports here and there that this coronavirus has mutated again and become even more contagious – one thing is clear: the much-loved politicians will no longer be able to “push through” another pandemic anytime soon. Because the intensive care beds are simply not there. Unless, of course, the much-loved politicians suddenly declare that there are too few beds – and once again impose measures to prevent what never actually happened during the much-loved coronavirus pandemic: triage and all that. But the much-loved politicians would never ever do that – would they? 3. There will be no direct war with Russia because there are simply no intensive care beds available to treat German and NATO soldiers who might be wounded, injured, or mutilated. Nor will there be any Russian attacks on German territory, because the civilian casualties couldn’t be treated anyway. If that’s not good news, what is? 4. Climate change has come to a halt. Even though the propaganda still claims we’re going to die of heatstroke in Germany at 30 degrees Celsius and a bit more, the reduction in intensive care beds says the opposite. Because where would climate change–related heat victims receive intensive care if the beds are gone? So, if we assume that the much-loved politicians always act with wise foresight, the coming years – indeed, the coming decades – will be peaceful and idyllic. So there’s really no reason to complain – is there? Author: AI Translation - Maximus Polemikus | 14.06.2025 |
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