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Why Christmas Belongs in June!Enough with frostbite, power shortages, and pandemic mulled wine traps! Anyone who still believes Christmas must take place in December has probably never cooked a roast goose using solar power or tried to avoid catching at least three different viruses at a drafty Christmas market. Time for a revolution: Christmas belongs in June! 
A Celebration in a Cold Coma – Is That Really Necessary?Every year the same spectacle: people in down jackets that make them look like Michelin men, squeezing between mulled wine stalls whose only apparent purpose is to serve drinks just warm enough that you don’t completely lose your fingers while holding them. Meanwhile, someone desperately tries to take a photo in front of a string of lights that consumes more electricity than a single-family home – mind you, at a time of year when solar panels collectively hibernate.The result: power shortages, shivering, layer-on-layer fashion at the brink of collapse. And on top of that, we’re supposed to feel “festive”? Congratulations. Energy Crisis, But Please with Tinsel!Let’s be honest: Christmas in December is not only emotionally charged – it’s energetically insane. Millions of string lights, blinking like a galactic SOS, guzzle electricity while the sun in December is a rare guest. Photovoltaics? December only knows them as a story.In June, on the other hand: solar power in abundance! Roasting a goose with solar energy? No problem. Christmas lights cranked to the max? Works perfectly. Finally, we could satisfy our holiday energy cravings without the feeling that our electricity bill will deliver a nasty surprise after the festivities. Health Risk at Christmas Markets: From the Flu to the “Mulled Wine Bug”Then there’s the issue of health protection – a point that, at least since the COVID-19 pandemic, cannot be covered up with tinsel. Wintertime means virus time, and Christmas markets are epidemiologically the Champions League of pathogen spread.Crowded crowds, everyone coughing in the same direction, everyone warming the same gloves in the same cloud of mulled wine steam: perfect conditions for anything that can and wants to mutate. And the immune system? Sitting freezing in the corner, long defeated. In June, on the other hand: viruses have a hard time, people aren’t packed shoulder to shoulder around patio heaters, and you can even blow your nose without it freezing again within seconds. Mulled Wine Under a Blue Sky – A Taboo That Isn’tOf course, there will be traditionalists who say: “But Christmas belongs in the cold!” Sure. And technically Easter bunnies belong in the forest, but nobody complains about chocolate bunnies in the supermarket.Mulled wine in June? Works perfectly – it’s just called summer punch. Gingerbread on the terrace? Finally without cold, stiff fingers. Christmas carols in a T-shirt? A feeling of freedom you have to experience to understand. Time for a Christmas Era ShiftWe have the technology, we have the experience, we even have the viruses showing us how absurd the old tradition is. What we lack is the courage to say the obvious:Christmas belongs in June.
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