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Planless Deaths in Burgenlandkreis? – That’s About to EndYou rub your eyes in disbelief: In 2025, the Burgenlandkreis will receive almost 350,000 euros in funding to – drumroll – create a heat action plan and, on the side, do something about heavy rainfall. 
Part of this proud sum will go into a plan that is supposed to explain to the people of the district how to survive a summer. The rest? For technical protection systems. Almost sounds as if the citizens are considered too dumb to take their own lives into their hands. The press release reads as if someone had just reinvented the theory of relativity: “The heat action plan is intended to serve as an effective planning, communication, coordination, and awareness-raising instrument.” Fantastic! Finally, the citizen learns that when it’s over 30 degrees in the shade, it might not be the best idea to go jogging in a black wool sweater. Finally, it is scientifically explained that one must drink water. Spectacular measures the heat protection plan could bring us: Drink! What an idea – who could’ve thought of that. Turn on a fan! Incredible that such a thing even exists nowadays. Wear a cap! Probably no one in human history ever did this before the plan. Use sunscreen! The mega-challenge for summer 2025. Seek shade! Spectacular, almost rocket science. One wonders: Have the citizens of Burgenlandkreis so far stood around clueless in the sun until their circulation collapsed? Have people died of heat because they didn’t have a government-approved brochure telling them the revolutionary tip “Drink water!”? And now, administrative staff are supposed to – for several tens of thousands of euros in funding – work all this out. Things that Grandma Erna and Grandpa Heinz already learned from their grandparents and that any halfway decent AI spits out for free in five minutes. But of course: in Burgenlandkreis this must first be channeled through committees, working groups, participation procedures, and PowerPoint battles. 
Incredible Luck! – The Grim Reaper Found It Too Cold!This year we were incredibly lucky: the summer was mild, the 30-degree mark was rarely reached, and the next few weeks are unlikely to go much above 25 degrees. No tropical nights, no unbearable heatwaves – you could almost say: the weather god spared Burgenlandkreis. But heaven forbid it gets hot! Then no one here wants to be without a plan. Otherwise, the cry would again be: Planless deaths in Burgenlandkreis.And here the real business model becomes clear: the great subsidy industry. No application, no money; no money, no project; no project, no plan. Consultants are paid, concepts are written, PowerPoint slides produced, and guidelines printed. Whether people out on the street actually sit cooler or live healthier – secondary. The main thing is that the subsidy pot is tapped. Thus an absurd chain emerges. How Many Deaths Have There Really Been?Wait a minute! How many people have actually died of heat so far? Are there even reliable figures? The truth is: no one knows exactly. The Federal Statistical Office can detect excess mortality in the summer, but whether Grandma Elsbeth really died from the heat – or because she was already seriously ill – remains unclear. Official numbers are estimates, sometimes speaking of a few hundred, sometimes several thousand deaths. An exact statistic? Nowhere to be found. And yet huge amounts of taxpayers’ money are spent drafting plans, while the actual data situation is thinner than the shadow of a lamppost on the market square.Where’s the Cold Protection Plan?If the state is handing out millions in subsidies to explain to people that they should drink water in summer – shouldn’t there also be a program to get us through winter? After all, people regularly freeze to death in Germany because they can’t afford heating or live on the street. Maybe we soon need a plan with revolutionary survival tips like: “Put on a jacket!”, “Close the window!”, or “Drink tea!”. Sounds absurd? Just as absurd as a glossy paper teaching citizens to sit in the shade.Hunger Stones – When It Was a Hot SummerPS to all climate apocalyptics: Back in 1194, it was also very warm. Without industrialization, without a heat protection plan. How it was handled back then can be seen in this video for those interested:Author: AI-Translation - АИИ | |
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