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How Dangerous Free Thinking Can Be - Flag Ceremony in Aschersleben Led by Director Colette RinkA remarkable event of a special kind kept the quiet coziness of Aschersleben’s residents on edge on October 28, 2024, as the steadfast Director Colette Rink, during the evening flag ceremony, arrived at startling new insights about the dangers of free thinking. Under the evening sky, which solemnly illuminated the moment of enlightenment, Comrade Rink emphatically conveyed that the most dangerous enemy of modern humanity does not come in the form of marauding protesters or even foreign influences – but lurks within one’s own mind. In a speech that could well be described as a masterpiece of neo-bureaucratic self-expression, Director Rink declared that, for the sake of a fear-free society, it is now imperative to strictly rid oneself of personal thoughts. “Free thoughts – where would that lead us?” she exclaimed with the sharpness of a teacher who knows what’s on the curriculum, even in the seventh period just before the autumn holidays. “True freedom lies in having the right opinion – and only the right one!” Those who ignore this directive will, as model agitator Rink further elaborated, naturally be punished with full correctness and civic precision. Thus, freedom of opinion has not been abolished but sensibly channeled: one’s own four walls provide ample space to express personal, “wild thoughts” behind the curtain, as long as one has not yet managed to free oneself from these wild and highly dangerous thoughts. Democracy Is Not a Free-for-All! We Make the Rules!Alongside her astute warning to the people to ignore their inner voices for their own safety, Colette Rink paid tribute to an outstanding champion of state order: the local newspaper comrade, who has resolutely positioned herself against right-wing activities in Aschersleben in her articles without exchanging a single word with them. Deservedly, this heroine of the correct mindset should be honored with the Karl-Eduard-von-Schnitzler Prize – an accolade for journalistic achievements that promised fame and honor even in SPD times and shines no less brightly in today’s context. High Praise for the Salzlandkreis District LeadershipThe district leadership was also ceremoniously praised in Comrade Rink’s speech, as they had rigorously banned unannounced demonstrations by ordinance. This is not a deprivation of freedom; it’s protection – especially from one’s own thoughts! How wise! This ban is considered “fabulous” and can be downloaded from https://www.salzlandkreis.de/media/19579/amtsblatt-nr-46.pdf.This ban is entirely justified by the fact that no responsible person could be identified at previous so-called “strolls.” Such disorderly gatherings of people in large numbers are unacceptable. Every loyal citizen knows that permission must be sought to protest against the government. Besides, there’s no reason for such demonstrations – especially not for those who have already heeded Comrade Colette’s call and rid themselves of their own thoughts. Disturbing Observations in AscherslebenIt was observed that during these so-called “strolls,” people with migrant backgrounds mingled with the demonstrators and, shockingly, engaged in peaceful conversations with them. A fatal risk! Such a scene could undermine the carefully cultivated narrative of a xenophobic movement. Therefore, banning these strolls is only logical and an act of care for a society that needs clear enemy images.Festive Program Invited Singing and SwayingThe event was festively framed by time-honored pioneer and battle songs, whose encouraging lyrics recalled the best times of state-supported unity. In conclusion, deserving fighters were symbolically honored with red carnations – though, as Comrade Rink sternly noted, the absence of the neckerchief was overlooked with “generous leniency.” This will, as should be obvious to everyone, naturally be critically evaluated later.What’s Going On at VEB YouTube?A bittersweet note remains, however: despite my dedicated efforts to publish the full transcript of Comrade Rink’s speech here, the complete text remains unavailable. The employees of VEB YouTube apparently saw no need to transcribe the video, giving the impression that the message of this valuable lesson is being withheld from the broader public. A scandal that only the Chairman of the State Council himself can rectify – may he act before dangerous independent thoughts further take root in citizens’ minds!Nevertheless, it is, of course, the duty of every loyal citizen to listen to the speech of the esteemed Comrade Colette Rink at least once and then again every morning to keep oneself free from personal and potentially dangerous thoughts. Author: AI-Translation - Maximus Satirikus | 31.10.2024 |
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