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The Naumburg Christmas Market just isn’t what it used to be!Back in the day, you’d go to the Naumburg Christmas Market with the whole family — Dad casually carrying the Kalashnikov over his shoulder, Mom with the hunting knife tucked in her boot, the kids with their little Glock pistols in the stroller — and nobody got upset. That’s how it was, right? That was totally normal, wasn’t it? 
Remember how Grandpa would proudly bring out his original MG42 from the basement, “for the safety of the grandkids”? And then he’d stand there in front of the cotton candy booth, fire a burst into the air, and everyone applauded because that was the traditional opening salute. That’s how it was, right? Everybody did that, didn’t they? Remember how the youngsters would race through the aisles on their scooters, switchblade in the left hand, joint in the right, and if they bumped into someone, the worst they’d hear was “Watch it, you firecracker!” — and off they went. That was normal, right? Good old folk tradition, wasn’t it? Remember how in the evenings everyone gathered around the fire pit, each with their assault rifle stuck upright like a Christmas-tree stand, and then they’d light a bit of hemp together because warmth also comes from within? And the brass band played “O Christmas Tree” while the tracer rounds painted pretty colors across the sky. That’s how it was, right? That was real Christmas spirit, wasn’t it? Remember how Santa arrived by helicopter? Not by sleigh — helicopter! Door opens, out he jumps with the MP5, “Ho-ho-ho, who’s been good and who’s getting a burst?” And all the kids screamed with joy. That’s how it was, right? That was nice, wasn’t it? Remember how everyone showed off their new knives? “Look, my new one, 28 cm, Damascus steel, does clean work on the stollen.” And the neighbor nodded, pulled out his own, and then they compared and talked shop. Totally normal, right? Just men’s business, wasn’t it? And now? Now there’s this sign. This little red sign. 
Four bans. FOUR! Hunting knives? Banned! Back then they were the official cutlery! You didn’t just slice your bratwurst with them — you opened gifts with them, envelopes with Grandma’s Christmas money, and in an emergency the guy next to you’s belly if he tried to take your spot by the fire. Tradition! Bikes, scooters, skateboards? Banned! They used to be the official getaway vehicles whenever the police wanted “peace and quiet” again. Barreling through the crowd at 180 km/h, Kalashnikov at the ready, kid on the handlebars — that was traffic training! Hemp? Banned! As if that smell wasn’t the real essence of Christmas back in the day! Mulled wine? Second-rate. Roasted almonds? For beginners. The true connoisseur inhaled the holy smoke of Naumburg Super-Skunk and then actually saw the baby Jesus flying over the market (usually with a parachute and an MP5 under his arm). Machine guns and automatic pistols? Banned! I repeat: Banned!! That’s like forbidding people in Munich from clinking beer steins at Oktoberfest. Cultural theft! Isn’t it? I’m telling you: If this continues, next year they’ll probably ban burping because it “might disturb other guests.” Then laughter. Then breathing. The Naumburg Christmas Market just isn’t what it used to be, is it? Seasoned men now stand at the entrance of the Christmas market and cry bitterly because they no longer understand the world. They have to stay outside or hand over their weapons to the authorities. Real Christmas spirit like in the old days? Not happening, right? Polemic: Off! Hand on heart: Does the city administration really believe that signs like these — in German, no less — will actually convince those who want to spread terror to turn around? Will they really walk away because they fear getting a fine? Author: AI-Translation - АИИ | |
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