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Win 15 Million – Join Quickly in the Nationwide Intelligence TestThese are truly fantastic news that, unfortunately, were completely overshadowed in the media due to the state elections. At the beginning of September, the federal government launched the new nationwide intelligence test, in which all German citizens can participate free of charge. 
Even if many refuse to accept it, Corona is far from over. Already in August, tagesschau.de reported that Corona case numbers are rising sharply again. The number of infected more than doubled. The EG.5 variant is spreading rapidly and was upgraded by the renowned World Health Organization (WHO) to the category of "variant of interest". Win 15 MillionIn wise foresight, the immensely beloved Federal Minister of Health Prof. Dr. Karl Lauterbach had already ordered 15 million vaccine doses in August. That means 15 million winners who can enjoy these state-of-the-art vaccines this year.Although in July 2024 there were reports claiming that the Corona measures and vaccinations allegedly led to 30.9 million additional deaths, supposedly 17 million people died from the vaccines, and in Singapore birth rates collapsed and deaths among the vaccinated increased. Investigations are also increasing, with the Osnabrück Administrative Court referring the constitutionality of the nursing vaccine mandate to the Federal Constitutional Court due to doubts about the highly trusted Robert Koch Institute (RKI). Furthermore, the Bavarian Medical Journal reports many cases of Post-Vac Syndrome. On YouTube, channels like COLLATERAL share numerous stories from vaccine-injured people about their ordeal. Yet the renowned World Health Organization (WHO) stated in August that vaccination has saved at least 1.6 million lives in Europe. This is an absolutely positive outcome showing that modern mRNA vaccines are highly effective. Therefore, there is no reason not to get vaccinated again and not to count yourself among the 15 million winners. New Highlight – The Vaccine Passport AppSince September 1, 2024, the new EU vaccine passport app has launched as a pilot project in Germany, Belgium, Greece, Portugal, and Latvia – initially "voluntary" before becoming mandatory throughout the EU in 2026. It will enable the vaccination status to be accessible anytime and anywhere, whether at the border, in restaurants, or at the workplace.Oh, what a gift to humanity this vaccine passport app is! With such a digital helper in hand, we can finally fully enjoy freedom during future pandemics! Boundless mobility, unlimited access to public facilities – how wonderfully uncomplicated our lives will be! And the incomparable freedom we experience when our data can be checked in real time by all relevant authorities – we can only humbly bow to the foresight of our political leaders. On our knees, we should thank them for their care and tireless effort to protect us from ourselves! Data protection? Privacy and individual rights are long outdated when it comes to the common good. Why worry when the state can access our health data at the push of a button? With the vaccine passport app, you secure your constitutional fundamental rights and can continue to travel freely, work, and participate in social life. Those who do not seize this unique opportunity become losers excluded from many important areas of life! Why is the re-vaccination so important?It is truly alarming! Robert Habeck, a key figure in our government, has been infected with Corona again. One can only imagine the devastating consequences this could have for his health! What if symptoms worsen or he does not recover in time? His duties are indispensable for the stability of our country, and the thought that the virus could incapacitate him long-term sends chills down the spine. How are we supposed to handle the immense challenges in the economy and climate protection without his outstanding leadership?And if even he is affected – someone with access to the best medical care – how vulnerable are we all? Without vaccination, one not only endangers oneself but the entire system. Re-vaccination is our only shield against this relentless virus. If we do not act, it could hit us all – like Habeck, or worse! Join the Intelligence Test NowTo participate in this nationwide intelligence test, all you have to do is print this page, fill in the fields below, and send it along with a selfie of you and your vaccinating doctor after your new vaccination to the Federal Ministry of Health, 11055 Berlin.Draw of the Main PrizesActually, with another vaccination—especially with the state-of-the-art mRNA vaccines—you are already a very lucky winner. Common sense almost demands not to let this unique chance pass. But there are also fantastic grand prizes.After all 15 million ordered vaccine doses have fully protected people, 10 winners will be drawn from all submissions. They will have the unique experience of eating a delicious bratwurst together either in front of the Moabit prison in Berlin with the highly esteemed Federal Health Minister Prof. Dr. Karl Lauterbach and former Federal Health Minister Jens Spahn, who earned great merit during the deadly Corona pandemic, or already inside the visitor hall of the prison. During this feast, you can discuss the successful Corona policies with the two high-profile politicians. Whether the bratwurst eating takes place in front or inside the prison depends on how well the beloved leaders manage to delay the Corona investigations. Double Your Chances to WinAnyone wanting to double their chances can get another dose after just 3 months, thereby not only refreshing themselves but also entering twice. You can print this page again, fill it out, and send it to the Federal Ministry of Health. Two submissions mean double chances for the unique bratwurst meal.What if my family doctor refuses to vaccinate?If your family doctor refuses to administer the state-of-the-art mRNA vaccines again despite threats from the medical association, don’t despair. The Halloren Pharmacy at Halle Main Station invites to a vaccination night. This is just one of many fabulous opportunities to participate in this nationwide intelligence test.Fill in the fields below and send the printout along with the mentioned selfie to: Federal Ministry of Health, 11055 Berlin.
Author: AI-Translation - Maximus Satirikus | 10.09.2024 |
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